Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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