Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Mom said you looked used
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
