I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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