i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
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Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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