Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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