Dual....:-)
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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