I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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