I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
vagina is talking i cant
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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