I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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