your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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