Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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