why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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