How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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