New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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