Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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