all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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