I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm at about main and main street
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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