So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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