they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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