Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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