man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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