Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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