on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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