Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We just shotgunned beers for America
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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