Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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