i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
we should paint friendship bongs
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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