I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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