I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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