Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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