I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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