You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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