That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You need Xanax blowdarts
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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