yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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