We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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