Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The struggles of a small town man whore
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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