She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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