True but thats because hes a fetus.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Fuck appropriateness.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize
