Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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