She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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