Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
vagina is talking i cant
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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