Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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