I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I enjoy the company of your penis
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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