Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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