PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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