Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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