what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Randomize
