In the future we'll all be gay
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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