I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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