I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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