You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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