I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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They are going to name an STD after you.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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