Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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