Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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