I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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