I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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